digivolvin:

last night i dreamed that scientists used a really bad picture of me to prove humans are closely related to goats and i was so insulted i woke up

(via the-fangirls-have-the-phonebox)

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fake-mermaid:

i feel sorry for the kids who didn’t grow up in the high school musical era like damn you really missed out

(via the-fangirls-have-the-phonebox)

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ashtonirwuhn:

DO U EVER WANT TO TEXT HARRY STYLES AND TELL HIM THIS FUNNY THING U JUST THOUGHT OF BUT U CANT 

(Source: oklou, via loveyooumeanit)

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stupidstagram:

when i first found out about one direction i must have watched 800 youtube compilations of their best/funniest moments in a single day, i was literally twitching, my face hurt from smiling, and my legs had red marks from my laptop burning through my flesh it was the most amazing day of my life.

(Source: natnovna, via brianpumpkinney)

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theelusivebloggeur:

my kids: sing us a song to sleep
me: ok
me: I been drinkin….I been drinkin….

(via nightswith-you)

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