when a casual conversation with your parents turns into a lectureimage

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one day i aspire to shop price high to low

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do vampires just use their teeth to make a puncture wound and then suck, or are their fangs like a straw

i havent slept in three days

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my little cousin got bit by a house spider and she was crying so i went to get some stuff to soothe and numb it but before i could even walk out the door i heard her quietly whisper ‘i can’t handle the responsibility of being spiderman’

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